Do you own a car? What about a house? Have you been able to keep your stuff together long enough to even get a little condo or something? Anything? What about a timeshare? Have that locked in? NO matter either way. If you live in the Killeen Texas area then you might want to hear about the insane experiences that I have gone through when procuring locksmith services. I mean, I am just a consumer and what I have gone through in the 14+ times that I have had a horrific locksmith experience is just too much to bare for me sometimes. I mean, I honestly think that last time caused an emotional wound on my mind because I am not the same anymore. People tell me that know me. I am a wreck.
The first horrific experience that I had hiring locksmith services in Killeen is when I was just 4 years old. Actually my drunk uncle needed to hire a Killeen locksmith (again) because he ran the keys over when going down the embankment on the John Deere. What a retard! The dumb old man was always running stuff over in the yard. Once he purposely ran over the jabbering goat that teased everyone. We get it. The goat was like mental retarded attack animal. We thought it was funny when the retarded animal would buck and run into the fence. A lot of goats do stupid stuff like that, but this goat was supercharged retarded. When you have an animal like this insane goat going around and literally devouring the chickens whole we cannot have that! And Uncle “Smarts” knew exactly what to do to that little beast. …no one ever knew
So… My uncle called this locksmith in Killeen to visit the farm. My uncle was so retarded/creative all that he wanted to know when the Killeen locksmith arrived is to see how he could stamp out a key using his mini-electric-hammer. He thought that with the consultation of the Killeen locksmith that he could get advice and do it himself since he was “Farmer Haybale”. Whatever! Who cares. But the locksmith was nice. He loaded me in his van while Uncle DUmb Ass was slamming another 3 Whiskey shots. The Killeen locksmith was a nice man. He let me cuddle with the other stuff animals until the police took me to a Christian palace to be raised. Sure the childhood was bad. I only ate with a spoon for 5 years! How ever, that is why I am scared of Killeen locksmiths (some of them). I am personally endorsing Killeen Locksmith as the locksmith company that does not freak me out and the company that can make all of your lock issues fade into the far distance. it is true. They did it for me and I seriously have a weird locksmith phobia. I am getting over it because of Killeen Locksmith services. Thanks so much guys.
Well I wanted to write more to you today about Killeen locksmith services and why I am more comfortable after the years of torment that I received from other bad locksmith services. But I do not have the time to finish in this short blog post that I am writing today. I wish that I could darn it! For now stay tuned for our other article coming in a couple of weeks titled “My last horrific Killeen locksmith experience”. The article is a bummer, but at the same time it is a great learning experience for me and for the readers who have lost a little sense because of the media issue described in modern social media.